طنزهای خنده دارانگلیسی
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one
carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes
back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you
buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had
avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're
going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.
My work is done here.
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Water in the carburettor
WIFE: "There is trouble with
the car. It has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the
carburettor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has
water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know
what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool"
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A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC:
THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC,
PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS...
PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS...
25% of the women in this country are
on medication for mental illness.
That's scary.
It means 75% are running around
untreated.
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A young man wanted to get his
beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he
decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to
her all of its features.
Meg was excited to receive the gift
and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Meg went shopping. Her
phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.
"Hi Meg," he said,
"how do you like your new phone?"
Meg replied, "I just love it!
It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't
understand though..."
"What's that, sweetie?"
asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at
Tesco?"
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HE MUST PAY
Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife
called up her mum and said,
"He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
"He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mum said,
"No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.”
"No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.”
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Today's Short Reading from the
Torah...
From Genesis:
"And God promised men that good
and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round…and He laughed and laughed and laughed!
Then He made the earth round…and He laughed and laughed and laughed!
