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Italian
Man's Confession...
An
elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy , went
to
the local church for confession.
When
the priest slid open the panel in the Confessional the man said...
'Father
, during World War II a beautiful Jewish woman from our
neighborhood
knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the
Nazis.
So I hid her in my attic.
The
priest replied... 'That was a wonderful thing you
did,
and you have no need to confess that.'
'There
is more to tell Father, he says ... She started to repay me with
sexual
favours which happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on
Sundays.'
The
priest said.. 'That was a long time ago and by doing what you did you
placed
the two of you in great danger. But two people under those
circumstances
can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However,
if
you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.'
'Thank
you Father, that's a great load off my mind.
I
do have one more question though, the man added '
'And
what is that?' asked the priest.
'Should I tell her the war is over ?''
