MARRY? Damned if you do Damned if you dont
Old ones but you can have a laugh again ! ENJOYMARRY? Why why
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
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_____At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the
wrong man.'__________A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'__________When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.__
________A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is
finished __________A little boy asked his father,'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'__
________A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'______
____Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'__________Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
__________If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.______
____Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at
all.__________First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive..'
__________'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to
forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray
for Strength I'll just beat him to death'__________
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